Jesus = Thor…
Carpenter = Hammer
I like it.
Sure, Jesus never said he'd protect us from Ice Giants, but I'm pretty sure it was implied… somewhere…
Shower Thought:
If the Jews lie about everything, then why do folks believe them about the Messiah?
If the Jews and the Muslims branched from a direct Abrahamic lineage, and we know that both of those groups are full of shit… then why do people accept the middle ground between them?
No one ever has a in issue with pointing out the specks in the eyes of the two Semitic groups… yet why do the gentiles not see the mountain in their own?