I aint a real Global Pandemic until your gramma and a few of your best friends die.
If tens of thousands of people are already dead and you dont know any of them, who cares right?
It's just Lockdown Season.
Nothing unusual.
It happens every year, right?
Dont you understand?
Remember all those times your city got locked down?
And all those times the police bolted a metal bar across your apartment's door?
Remember all those lovely vacations to Quarantine Camp?
It's just Lockdown Season.
Nothing to see here
Move along