Anonymous ID: 6256c3 Feb. 9, 2020, 7:22 p.m. No.8087499   🗄️.is 🔗kun

Without Me, Trump Edition

 

Two failure in the dark girls go 'round the outside

'Round the outside, 'round the outside

Two failure in the dark girls go 'round the outside

'Round the outside, 'round the outside

 

Guess who's back, back again

Daddy's back, tell a friend

Guess who's back, guess who's back

Guess who's back, guess who's back

Guess who's back, guess who's back

Guess who's back

 

I've created a monster, ' cause nobody wants to

See Hillary no more, they want Bernie, she's chopped liver.

Well if you want Bernie, this is what I'll give you

A little bit of "ree" mixed with some Barr'd snicker

 

Some vodka that'll jumpstart her heart quicker

Than a shock when she gets shocked at the hospital

By Doctor Green when she's not co-operating.

Then she's mocking up a fable while he's tolerating (Hey!)

 

You waited this long, now stop debating

'Cause I'm back, I'm on the #MAGA inoculating.

I know that you got a job, Sir Hunter

But your father's eye problem is complicating.

 

So the DNC won't let me be

Or let Twitter me be me, so let me see

They try to shut us down on CNN TV

@ScottPresler

But it feels so empty without me.

 

So, come on and quip, dumb on your lips

Fuck that! Slum on your pits and mum on your misfits

Now get ready, 'cause this shit's about to get heavy.

I just settled all my lawsuits – fuck you, Stormy!

 

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

 

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious

Embarrassed and losing, simply foretelling us

Of their future as prisoners helpless

All because someone came along, celling the witch.

 

A visionary, to some vision is scary

Could start a revolution, looting their graves

A rebel, so just let me revel and bask

In the fact that I got everyone hissing after Declas (BOOM)

 

It's a disaster, such a catastrophe

For you to see so much of my world class, you ask for me?

Well, I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Nix your bent antenna, tune it in, and then I'm gonna

 

Enter in, and up under your skin like a splinter

The center of attention, back for the winter

I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling

Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting

 

Testing, testing "Attention please"

Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me

Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free

A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

 

A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with

Anybody who's talking "this shit, that shit"

Fredo Cuomo, you can get your ass kicked

Worse than that little Mike Bloomberg bastard.

 

And Roe V? You can get stomped by Robey.

A 78-year-old baldheaded gulag, blow me

You don't know me, you're too old, let go

It's over, nobody listens to you, Heck No!

 

Now let's go, just give me the signal

I'll be there with a whole new list full of new insults

I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil

Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol

 

But sometimes the hits just meme

Everybody only wants to discuss the key

So this must mean I'm re-adjusting

But it's just me, I'm just onscreen.

 

Though I'm not the first king of controversy

I am the best thing since Benny & the Jetsy

To do bounce back altruistic so unselfishly

And use it to get other's wealthy (Hey!)

 

That's a concept that works

6 million more workers emerge.

But no matter how many fish in the sea

It'll still be empty without me.