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Wanna talk about BOOMers?
How about an aging Soviet submarine captain
Who has his own Great Awakening
And takes his submarine to the USA
And a young whippersnapper Soviet sub captain who chases him
First the Boomer tricks him by sailing straight at him, with no fear
And all the torpedos that were fired travel harmlessly past
Because the arming timers had not yet engaged
Boomer tricked the young guy into wasting ammo
The end comes when the Boomer uses another trick
When the torpedo is fired he turns and heads toward his young enemy
The torpedo follows
He passes the enemy sub with inches to spare
Leading that torpedo to hit the target
That launched it.
The enemy first officer realizes what happened
Moments before the SPARKS fly
It was a BOOMERang maneuver all right
But there are many styles of boomerang
This one was party a trap
Partly a provocation to waste the enemy's limited ammunition.
Have we learned our lessons?
Age does not make a Boomer
If you spend your whole life boozing, snorting coke and fucking at orgies
You will never become as smart as a real BOOMer.
And if we had a TEAM of people like that?
BOOM
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