“Schumer and Pelosi kinda look like they have the flu, don’t they?”
(Holds up eraser up to their foreheads and makes beeping noise)
“Yep, they got it bad. Off to the military medical camps they go.”
“Sorry ma’am, the fake virus that was actually cured two years ago by Japan was just too virulent for them.”
“They’re in a better place now. Hell.”