I'd keep her around
In the corn field to shoo away birds
They'd stay the fuck away from my crops with that skank in the field
Imagine that thing jumping out of the bushes at you?
Shit muh pants
Top Dog is Def Grand Moff
Even though we don't have regional govs of galactic empire or shit like that
Grand Moff should be equiv of 4 star Gen or Admiral
+1
Never take someone you do not know very well home
Cray crays can fuck yo life up
Better yet
Don't fuck someone (you) don't know deeply and care about deeply
Problem solved
No hotels needed
When I think of what a pedo looks like
I picture Norm Mcdonald
Probably not fair to Norm
Its just that He looks like what I think a pedo looks like
Wry grin
Tall and skinny
white dude
Odd sense of humor
Doesn't make a lot of sense most of the time
Kind of a weird-o
Someone who may tuck his wiener between his legs and dance in front of a mirror like he has a vagina
Could totally picture Norm doing that
May say moar about me than Norm
Dunno
Wouldn't surprise me if Norm was a pedo