Anonymous ID: a43ca8 Feb. 13, 2020, 3:14 p.m. No.8128285   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun   >>8300 >>8352

>>8128236

Ooooh, an Anon prayer. I like it.

 

Our Baker, who art in Kitchen

Hallowed be thy name.

Thy Kitchen come

Thy posts be done

On kun, as it was on 8chan

Give us this day, our daily bread

And forgive us our shitposts, as we forgive those who shitpost against us

And lead us not into 404

But deliver us from EVIL of non-attaching images

For thine is the kitchen

And the power

And the glory

Forever!

Amen

Anonymous ID: a43ca8 Feb. 13, 2020, 3:34 p.m. No.8128496   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun   >>8520

>>8128455

Judaism thinks abortions are cool?

Let's see.

Torah

Exodus

โ€œIf people are fighting and hit a pregnant woman and she gives birth prematurely but there is no serious injury, the offender must be fined whatever the womanโ€™s husband demands and the court allows. But if there is serious injury, you are to take life for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot, burn for burn, wound for wound, bruise for bruise.

 

Leviticus

And you shall not let any of your descendants pass through the fire to Molech, nor shall you profane the name of your God: I am the Lord.

 

Deuteronomy

There shall not be found among you anyone who makes his son or his daughter pass through the fire, or one who practices witchcraft, or a soothsayer, or one who interprets omens, or a sorcerer, or one who conjures spells, or a medium, or a spiritist, or one who calls up the dead. For all who do these things are an abomination to the Lord, and because of these abominations the Lord your God drives them out from before you.

Looks like the death penalty for abortions to me.

 

I'm starting to think this Natasha Leggero is not a Jewish scholar.