Let me take a stab at this decode.
>Is it an image?
No, it's a video
>What is the bread title in reference to?
Site fuckery
>What did CM tweet most recently?
Shit's fucked up, cuz reasons
>What is in the global notables?
Current image posting problems being worked on by CM
>You have more than you know.
BOOM. Twatter level up.