This reminds me of those damned Moto flip-phones that first came out popular in the mid-90s. You'd be on a call for a few minutes and the phone would get uncomfortably hot in your hand while it was AGAINST YOUR HEAD. So as a matter of instinctual self-preservation, your body would just switch the phone to the other hand/ear so as to irradiate the brain evenly.
At the same time, reports were being posted as fast as the FCC could pull them from the young interwebs that Moto was suppressing an internal report that "antennae shielding" (to keep the gray matter from over-cooking) was needed on the phones.
My running joke was that an exponential surge of brain cancer (tumors near the ears) would require new hospital wings to be built 'next Century' for millions of Yuppie-patients.
There is a hill in N.W. D.C. on Connecticut Avenue that was the highest elevation in D.C. that had the best Maryland Crab House. The top of the restaurant was bristling with microwave antennae so my other joke was that they had a special aluminium 'steaming shack' on the roof. I'd pitch it as the truth with the tourists.