Humpty Dumpty is a warning tale. Horses can't fix broken eggs. They just break them more.
The thing that I found unacceptable was that they wanted me to believe that the creator of the universe would torture me forever for something someone else did unless some other guy poured water on my head in a completely unrelated ritual.
Then I spotted that this "be good and go to heaven and be happy forever" and "be bad and you'll go to hell and be tortured forever" sounded suspiciously similar to santa claus and his surveillance regime.