i want to smother you with scientology, my dianetics so deep inside you. can you hear my egrogoric roar. the way my phonemes vibrate in your ear. i want to rip out your programming and install the seed of elron hubbard. your thetan levels are going through the roof. i can feel your chakras pounding. i want to astral travel with you all night long. you telepathically turn me on. your memes are danker than dank. the way you set your type. the font selection. the colors. your everything. it makes me want to scientology you until your ideas are not your own anymore. brainwash me baby.