President Trump, I want to apologize. I did in fact solicit foreign interference in the 2016 elections in 2015. I emailed Vladimir Putin and asked him to expose our corrupt politicians. Told him Americans don’t hate Russians and that we could all be great allies if he used Russia intelligence tools dump data on the crimes of our political leaders.

I actually did this… I was so fed up with the bullshit that it seemed funny and like a what the hell have I got to lose moment. Then like an answered prayer, you came down the Golden Escalator and stepped up to be the hero I was looking for. Except you got the backlash I deserved because I did actually ask Putin to interfere (with facts). I didn’t know it was a crime to do so at the time (is it even?).

So I’m summary, sorry I got you in so much trouble, I just wanted to know what these crooks were really doing.