The Rifleman's Creed
This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me.
AND
this is my rifle this is my gun
this is for fighting this is for fun
AND
This is my uterus. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My uterus is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my uterus is useless. Without my uterus, I am useless. I must fire my uteruse true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me.
AND
this is my rifle this is my gun
this is for fighting this is for fun
GET IT?
GUN RIGHTS ARE TO PROTECT INDIVIDUAL FREEDOM