"I, (anonymous), do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign or domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God."
OATH TAKEN NOW WE'RE READY
in the name of
the flour,
the bun,
and the holy toast;
thy bread be done.
~Book of 8kun 1:7