Professional sports are the opiate of the masses. Such an effective distraction for normal men, it is equaled perhaps only by porn. Combined, the two serve to stupify and nullify any meaningful independent thought or fighting spirit in modern men. How convenient. Our overlords mete out our rewards, as well as our endless punishment - immigration, socialism, food supply poisoning, education. In my opinion, professional sports is as fake as Hollywood and the rest of the fake media/entertainment. Fully compromised and controlled by our Cabal masters for our social manipulation.

Now, if you were to fake professional sports and engineer the narratives you desired, how would you do it?