Javier Bardem has been hired to check Deep State McLean area drivers for the flu.
"Get out of the car please."
"Hold still please."
"Beep, beep, beep."
"Oh yeah, you've got the flu bad."
definitely expecting a flu outbreak in mclean this year. school and road closures.
followed by power outages and uncontrolled wildfires?
those black helicopters? those are all in your head. conspiracy nut, that's what you are.
now get back in the flu screening line.
Deep State flu shots won't seem to be very effective this year.
Prolly got to quarantine them all.
"But officer I don't have the flu!"
"Then I guess you have a bad case of the power outage or wildfire. So shuddup and get on the bus."
a flu, wildfire and power outage screening line forms outside the dnc