>NASA giving free doughnuts today!
Now all they have to do is teach kids about the Electromagnetic Space Force responsible for the doughnut shaped toroidal structures we find everywhere in nature, instead of completely ignoring it, pretending like it doesn't exist, then charging us trillions of dollars for them to search for imaginary shit that doesn't exist because the alternative theories that they made up have no basis in reality, and maybe then I'll stop clowning them for being so retarded.