China economy on the skids for years
Chinese govt lying for years, saying all's good, posting fake figures
Reckoning time arrives, but who to blame?
Look! Over there! Deadly virus!
Disappear some annoying dissidents
Chinese economy enters controlled dive
Manufacturing PMI 35.7 in Feb. vs previous 50 (expected 46)
Nonmanufacturing PMI 29.6 in Feb. vs previous 54.1
Thanks, COVID-19!