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fart
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informal
verb
verb: fart; 3rd person present: farts; past tense: farted; past participle: farted; gerund or present participle: farting
1.
emit gas from the anus.
2.
waste time on silly or trivial things.
noun
noun: fart; plural noun: farts
1.
an emission of gas from the anus.
2.
a boring or contemptible person.
"he was such an old fart"
Flatulence is defined in the medical literature as "flatus expelled through the anus" or the "quality or state of being flatulent",[1] which is defined in turn as "marked by or affected with gases generated in the intestine or stomach; likely to cause digestive flatulence".[2] The root of these words is from the Latin flatus โ "a blowing, a breaking wind".[3] Flatus is also the medical word for gas generated in the stomach or bowels.[4] Despite these standard definitions, a proportion of intestinal gas may be swallowed environmental air, and hence flatus is not totally generated in the stomach or bowels. The scientific study of this area of medicine is termed flatology.[5]
Flatus is brought to the rectum and pressurized by muscles in the intestines. It is normal to pass flatus, though volume and frequency vary greatly among individuals. It is also normal for intestinal gas to have a feculent odor, which may be intense. The noise commonly associated with flatulence ("blowing a raspberry") is ameliorated by the anus and buttocks. Both the sound and the smell are sources of embarrassment, annoyance or comedy.
There are five general symptoms related to intestinal gas: pain, bloating and abdominal distension, excessive flatus volume, excessive flatus smell and gas incontinence. Furthermore, eructation ("an act or instance of belching", colloquially known as "burping") is sometimes included under the topic of flatulence.[6] When excessive or malodorous, flatus can be a sign of a health disorder, such as irritable bowel syndrome, celiac disease or lactose intolerance.
Non-medical definitions of the term include "the uncomfortable condition of having gas in the stomach and bowels", or "a state of excessive gas in the alimentary canal". These definitions highlight that many people consider "bloating", abdominal distension or increased volume of intestinal gas, to be synonymous with the term flatulence (although this is technically inaccurate). Colloquially, flatulence may be referred to as "farting", "trumping",[8] "tooting", "passing gas", "breaking wind" or simply (in American English) "gas" or (British English) "wind". Derived terms include vaginal flatulence, otherwise known as a queef.
Intestinal gas is composed of varying quantities of exogenous sources and endogenous sources.[13] The exogenous gases are swallowed (aerophagia) when eating or drinking or increased swallowing during times of excessive salivation (as might occur when nauseated or as the result of gastroesophageal reflux disease). The endogenous gases are produced either as a by-product of digesting certain types of food, or of incomplete digestion, as is the case during steatorrhea. Anything that causes food to be incompletely digested by the stomach or small intestine may cause flatulence when the material arrives in the large intestine, due to fermentation by yeast or prokaryotes normally or abnormally present in the gastrointestinal tract.
Flatulence-producing foods are typically high in certain polysaccharides, especially oligosaccharides such as inulin. Those foods include beans, lentils, dairy products, onions, garlic, spring onions, leeks, turnips, swedes, radishes, sweet potatoes, potatoes, cashews, Jerusalem artichokes, oats, wheat, and yeast in breads. Cauliflower, broccoli, cabbage, Brussels sprouts and other cruciferous vegetables that belong to the genus Brassica are commonly reputed to not only increase flatulence, but to increase the pungency of the flatus.[14][15]
In beans, endogenous gases seem to arise from complex oligosaccharides (carbohydrates) that are particularly resistant to digestion by mammals, but are readily digestible by gut flora โ microorganisms (methane-producing archaea; Methanobrevibacter smithii) that inhabit the digestive tract. These oligosaccharides pass through the upper intestine largely unchanged, and when they reach the lower intestine, bacteria feed on them, producing copious amounts of flatus.[16]
When excessive or malodorous, flatus can be a sign of a health disorder, such as irritable bowel syndrome, celiac disease, non-celiac gluten sensitivity or lactose intolerance. It can also be caused by certain medicines, such as ibuprofen, laxatives, antifungal medicines or statins.[7][17] Some infections, such as giardiasis, are also associated with flatulence.[18]
Interest in the causes of flatulence was spurred by high-altitude flight and manned spaceflight; the low atmospheric pressure, confined conditions, and stresses peculiar to those endeavours were cause for concern.[16] In the field of mountaineering, the phenomenon of high altitude flatus expulsion was first recorded over two hundred years ago.
Environmental impact
The flatulence of cows is only a small portion (around one-twentieth) of cows' methane release. Cows also burp methane, due to the physiology of their digestive systems.[54]
Flatulence is often blamed as a significant source of greenhouse gases, owing to the erroneous belief that the methane released by livestock is in the flatus.[55] While livestock account for around 20% of global methane emissions,[56] 90โ95% of that is released by exhaling or burping.[57] In cows, gas and burps are produced by methane-generating microbes called methanogens, that live inside the cow's digestive system. Proposals for reducing methane production in cows include the feeding of supplements such as oregano and seaweed, and the genetic engineering of gut biome microbes to produce less methane.[54]
Since New Zealand produces large amounts of agricultural products, it is in the unique position of having high methane emissions from livestock compared to other greenhouse gas sources. The New Zealand government is a signatory to the Kyoto Protocol and therefore attempts are being made to reduce greenhouse emissions. To achieve this, an agricultural emissions research levy was proposed, which promptly became known as a "fart tax" or "flatulence tax". It encountered opposition from farmers, farming lobby groups and opposition politicians.
He-Gassen (Japanese: ๅฑๅๆฆ, literally: "Fart competitions"), also known as Houhi-Gassen (ๆพๅฑๅๆฆ, "Farting competitions") is a Japanese art scroll,[1] created during the Edo period (1603โ1868) by an unknown artist or several unknown artists.[2][3][4][5]
The scroll depicts various scenes with one peculiar characteristic reoccurring throughout the scroll: at least one character is having a bout of flatulence directed against the other characters.[2] The scroll may have been made to highlight the political and social changes in Japan.[2][6]
The scroll has been digitized by the Waseda University Library.[7]
In literature, farting features prominently in the novel The Catcher in the Rye.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Catcher_in_the_Rye
In literature, farting features prominently in the novel The Catcher in the Rye.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Catcher_in_the_Rye
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what if we put our farts in a bag?
>what if we put our farts in a bag?
then use the bag full of farts to imobilize the muhbloodlines jews from shitposting
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v.
,
exp.
blow
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expel
break wind
exp.
,
idi.
expel
,
bad
bottom burp
exp.
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idi.
shame
,
farting
gas
n.
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v.
wind
,
smell
pass gas
v.
,
exp.
rude
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colloquial
flatulence
n.
wind
,
smell
breaking wind
exp.
,
idi.
farting
,
smell
shoot a fairy
exp.
rude
,
slang
wind
n.
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v.
smell
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blow
toot
n.
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v.
action
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process
farting
n.
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adj.
wind
,
smell
rip one
v.
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exp.
burp
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toot
let one slip
exp.
blow
,
shame
pollute the air
exp.
shame
,
stinky
flatus
n.
smell
,
blow
shart
queef
quief
flatulate
ass gas
cut one
poot
airborne toxic event
sharted
vart
air poop
queif
queefing
bart
cut the cheese
f4rt
snart
tushy cough
assident
queff
queefe
poof
chocolate air freshner
chogey
harmonic distortion
beef
vbf
trouser cough
trump
african barking spider
parp
toot
love puff
let fluffy off the leash
quif
blart
frequently activated rectal tremble
airbender
rip
wet fart
gooz
peef
Slang
botty burp
butt-whisper
shit whisper
chos
fat tom
dropping ass
vapor loaf
ass haze
poop ghost
buttmud
fail fog
butt burp
tarf
flatulence
bup
utot
demerit
double-barreled-ass-blaster
anal audio
rumbly tumbly
jewish sunflower
flatulus antiquitus
ass blast
farticles
hispanic febreze
qwelch
boofa
anal acoustics
ferce
fuck bubble
pongu
queeferific
rip one
assripper
keff
qeef
paad
breville
hershy squirt
klania
butt-cough
heavy nova
tuba solo
dead badger
pedo
wert
poont
sphincter fog
superannuated flatus
bum burp
butt fumes
pass gas
fleek
queel
dutch oven
ass thunder
fut
anal sneeze
farp
sphilter
cockqueef
fim
schas
grunty
fawt
pudh
jungle queef
windypops
toot flute
tile peeler
rip ass
quiffer
raft
gazort
cut loose
beef stew
huy
fuckbubble
qoof
kentut
fartastic
botty burp
butt-whisper
shit whisper
chos
fat tom
dropping ass
vapor loaf
ass haze
poop ghost
buttmud
fail fog
butt burp
tarf
flatulence
bup
utot
demerit
double-barreled-ass-blaster
anal audio
rumbly tumbly
jewish sunflower
flatulus antiquitus
ass blast
farticles
hispanic febreze
qwelch
boofa
anal acoustics
ferce
fuck bubble
pongu
queeferific
rip one
assripper
keff
qeef
paad
breville
hershy squirt
klania
butt-cough
heavy nova
tuba solo
dead badger
pedo
wert
poont
sphincter fog
superannuated flatus
bum burp
butt fumes
pass gas
fleek
queel
dutch oven
ass thunder
fut
anal sneeze
farp
sphilter
cockqueef
fim
schas
grunty
fawt
pudh
jungle queef
windypops
toot flute
tile peeler
rip ass
quiffer
raft
gazort
cut loose
beef stew
huy
fuckbubble
qoof
kentut
fartastic
boogit
ninja fart
glasgow throat-clearing
fluff
cajun power bomb
fouth
muff puff
kardashian
pongoo
squidge
foosie
fart cloud
rootatoot
womp
shooting bunnies
hershey squirt
prick
anv
trouser whistle
shoot shorty
cheek degreaser
squeeze cheese
brap
qweef
cleef
jamtart
felf
clart
wind
red bruce
queeb
barnt
fert
kebbe
flachulence
sausage wallet zephyr
cupcake
fol
fartle
vibb
pootsie
let 'er rip
puppy fart syndrome
canary killer
nose tackle
ripped ass
love cloud
underwear
tubby splat
gart
hate steam
tpfb
quife
don fee
signs of the apocalypse
loose deuce
cunt grunt
hff
conflatulations
farple
bloody kweef
bust ass
morning thunder
fart lapse
silent but deadly
sharts
flaturbate
bust a bean
picture
sbd
bravery
smifting
clam quack
burp
hisser
mcfart
imagination land
pook
farticle
smeech
bumegg
cannon
tpnfb
surprise
michigan barking spider
FLAT FARTS
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FART KNOCKER
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>>YUGE CLASS 5 FART KNOCKER ALERT ANONS
<FARTS THAT KNOCK
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HOLY SHIT ANONS FART KNOCKER ALER CLASS 5 FARTS THAT KNOCK
LET US HOPE IT IS ONLY BUTTSTUFF
DIRTY DIRTY BUTTSTUFF SWAMPGAS FROM BERLINERS MIT SAURKRAUTERS AUF DEM LEDERHOSEN
HE CAN ONLY HUFF SO MANY WET JOOOOSY FARTS IN THE LOCKER ROOM
HOW WILL WE KNOW WHEN THE JOOOSY FARTS WILL STOP SWAMPGASSING MIT SUARKRAUTERS AUF DEM LEDERHOSEN
WE ARE FIGHTING AS HARD AS WE CAN WITH PEANUT BUTTER MEMES OF SERIAL KILLERS
HOW DO WE GET OUT OF THIS GAS CHAMBER MENTALITY????
HOW DE WE GET WALRUS AND THE CARPENTER MARRIED SO THEY STOP TWISTING OUR KNOBS WITH JOOOOOSY LIES==?
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>>>>>>>i just had a poopy talk
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>>>>>>poopy warned of collusion
>>>>>poopy said invade russia to slip past turd cutter
>>>>poopy knew greasey shit and greasey shit said to avoid israeli portashitters
>>>greasey shit said "SPREAD IT ON FAKE FOX JEWS NEWS!!!!
>>REALLY URGENT DUMP ANONS
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>BUTTJOOOOOOOOOS LEAKS
NEW TRUMP JEWS NEWS TOILET PAPER PROPHECIZED GREASY SHIT BOMBING ISRAELI PORTASHITTERS
REALLY GIANT TURD CUTTER TRIED TO WARN US OF POOPY COLLUSION BEFORE GREASY SHIT BOMBED ISRAELI PORTASHITTER TRUMP FAKE JEW NEWS PROPHECY
MIGHT BE SAURKRAUTER JUMPING OUT OF BERLINER AUF DEM LEDERHOSEN
YUGE PENSIVE FAGGOT TOILET BOWL DRAMA LEAKS EXECUTIVE DIARRHEA ORDER AGAINST BUTTJOOOS LEAKS WITH BUTTPLUG WALL
THERE ARE RUMORS IT WAS COciaNE POOPY COLLUSION WITH GREASY SHIT BOMBERS OF ISRAELI PORTASHITTERS
WORSE THAN TIJUANA BURRITO ON MEXICAN BUS
XENU SAYS VOLCANO IS FULL OF SAURKRAUTER CORPSES AND MUST GO CLEAR DOUCHE NOZZLE FOR BILBO THERAPY!!!!!!
TURD BURGER RESPONDED PRETERM WITH BUTTJOOOOS LEAKS MEMOS
BUTTJOOOOS LIES SAYS BUTTPLUG ORDERS WILL NOT STAND AFTER GREASY SHIT BOMBER ISRAELI PORTASHITTER
SEND FOREIGN HOOKERS TO DOUCHE NOZZLE VOLCANO TO GO CLEAR FOR XENU
HOLLY SHIT ANONS
BIBLICAL TURD CUTTER PROPHECY OF XENU IS GETTING VOLCANO DOUCHE NOZZELED OF SAURKRAUTER CORPSES
REALLY REALLY BIGLY OUTER SPACE BILBOS ARE GOING TO PROBE GIANT TURD CUTTER SO THAT WE CAN BE FREEDUMB OF CHEEZUS SHEKELS SCARES @HOMOS
YUGE GREASY SHIT BOMBER OF ISRAELI PORTASHITTER SPARKS EXECUTIVE DIARRHEA ORDER TO BUILD BUTTJOOOOS WALL BUTTPLUG XENU BILBOS OF OUTER SPACE BIBLICAL TURD CUTTER PROPHECY AUF DEM LEDERHOSEN!!!!
WORST HOLOCAUST SINCE TIJUANA BURRITO BUS RIDE SAYS FOREIGN HOOKER
ALL SPREAD ON FOX FAKE JEW NEWS
SAYS IT WAS COciaNE TALKING BOUT GERBIL'S FAGGOT ASSHOLE
GIANT GAPENINGS OF BUTTJOOOOS LEAKS FROM GREASEY SHIT BOMBER ISREAL PORTASHITTER SASY COciaNE GERBIL'S FAGGOT ASSHOLE ASSHOLE FAGGOTS
FOR BILBO THERAPYS AND HAS VOLCANO DOUCHE NOZZELED TO GO CLEAR FOR OUTER SPACE BILBOS WITH SAURKRAUTERS BERLINER AUF DEM LEDERHOSEN NMBLA SHEKELS
NORTH KOREA OFFERS BIG RED ROCKET FOR PENSIVE HOMOS
ERHMAHGURD ANONS
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MIGHT BE DAY OLD MICROWAVED SPAGHETTI FARTS BUTTJOOS
Isaiah 16:11 ESV
Therefore my inner parts moan like a lyre for Moab, and my inmost self for Kir-hareseth.
Isaiah 26:18
we writhed, but we have given birth to wind. We have accomplished no deliverance in the earth, and the inhabitants of the world have not fallen.
Deuteronomy 23:10 ESV
โIf any man among you becomes unclean because of a nocturnal emission, then he shall go outside the camp. He shall not come inside the camp,
The phrase ืึทืชึดึผืฆึฐื ึทื ืึตืขึทื ืึทืึฒืืึนืจ โshe dismounted from her donkeyโ includes a verb which occurs only here (in both accounts in Joshua 15:18 and Judges 1:14)
and a couple chapters later in Judges 4:21, so translators are at best guessing with their translations. Itโs an old problem and the earliest known
translation (the Septuagint, an ancient Greek translation of the Hebrew Bible) says instead โshe cried out from the donkeyโ (Joshua 15:18),
or โshe grumbledโ (Judges 1:14) which are hardly the same as dismounting. The Septuagint translators may have misread ืืชืฆื ื as ืืชืฆืจื she cried,
[1] or perhaps they read it right and another copyist read it wrong, and our Masoretic Text (MT) of the Hebrew Bible has descended from the copy with the mistake.