so masses of Snowflakes quarantine themselves, feeling miserable the whole time
after their two weeks of self-quarantine they run out of necessary essentials and withering in pain from starbucks withdraw and go out to the stores to restock
seeing the masses of people still in a panic viewing their twitter news feed, they rush to clear the remaining grocery shelves and return home for another two week isolation.
a month from now news will leak out that most of co19virus patients either had the common flu or imagined the symptoms due to TDS.