SATANIC TRILLIONAIRES are running the world and making it suck.
They want to steal your kids, rape them, eat them, and then tell you that YOU are the problem.
THEY WILL TELL YOU THAT:
The world sucks because YOU eat meat
The world sucks because YOU burn up too much gasoline with your car.
The world sucks because YOU won't just get your GODDAMN flu shot.
The world sucks because YOU use too many plastic bags.
And they REALLY WANT YOU TO stop reading those crazy political conspiracy theories! They would love to say that you are DELUSIONAL, and would LOVE to REMAND you to a PSYCH WARD if you don't cut it out!!!!