"Proud To Be A Socialist"

 

Although I am a millionaire

And never worked a day in my life

I’ve vacationed in Nicaragua

And went to Cuba with my wife

 

After living off the fat of the land

We call the USA

I still reject the free market

And I’ve come to take it away

 

And I’m proud to be a Socialist

I’ll give you Medicare for free

And I won't forget the trannies too

I’ll give them HRT

And I'd gladly take your guns away

And fight white supremacy

'Cause there ain't no doubt

The Republic has failed

Welcome Social Democracy!

 

From my mansion in Burlington

To my cabin on the lake

Down in my D.C. Brownstone

Or driving my Audi R8

 

From my honeymoon in Moscow

Where I stood before Lenin’s grave

Well the pride it grew in my collectivist heart

And it’s time I stood to say:

 

That I’m proud to be a Socialist

I’ll send you to college for free

And I’d forget about your student debt

For that worthless women’s degree

And since we can’t afford to pay for it

I’ll just print more currency

‘Cause there ain't no doubt

The Republic has failed

Welcome Social Democracy!

 

And I’m proud to be a Socialist

I’ll give you Medicare for free

And I won't forget the trannies too

I’ll give them HRT

And I'd gladly take your guns away

and fight white supremacy

'Cause there ain't no doubt

The Republic has failed

Welcome Social Democracy!