It's moar like a "Quantum Rife" machine. Using the Theory of Quantum Entanglement, the Spooky2 can allegedly heal REMOTELY and instantly no matter where on the Earth (Solar System) the subject is in relation to the Spooky2 unit. Spooky2 also heals in proximity to the unit life a Rife machine when not in REMOTE mode. Sounds cra - cra, no?