On one of the most fateful days in modern American history, this report details, the United States Supreme Court entered into its records the notice “The application for stay presented to Justice Scalia and by him referred to the Court is granted, and the issuance of the mandate of the United States Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit” on 29 June 2015—the meaning of which was that this high court would hear and decide the case known as Whole Woman’s Health v. Hellerstedt—a case Supreme Court Associate Justice Antonin Scalia had personally guided to this high court in order to destroy the distorted leftist legal tactic used to advance abortion over States Rights—but before Justice Scalia could do so, saw him mysteriously turning up dead on 13 February 2016—a mysterious death President Trump himself called into question because of Justice Scalia being discovered dead with a pillow over his face—a death, however, that couldn’t stop this case from proceeding through the Supreme Court against the backdrop of the volatile presidential election between Trump and Clinton, also, occurring in 2016—a case made even more complex because it would be decided by an evenly split high court—all of which resulted in one of the most unique Supreme Court rulings in modern American history being made on 27 June 2016—made unique because while Chief Justice Roberts broke a 4-4 tie to side with his leftist justices in the ruling on this case, Justice Alito filed a dissenting opinion, in which Chief Justice Roberts and Justice Thomas joined—thus showing that all Chief Justice Roberts did was sweep the issues of this case out of his court until such time another conservative anti-abortion justice could join him—which Trump speedily provided him with.
this has to be a spoof