OMG! BERNIE SANDERS DEAD FROM APPARENT HEART ATTACK!
HILLARY CLINTON SUFFOCATES INSIDER HER OWN VAGINA!
JEWS LEAVE THE UNITED STATES AND VOW TO MAKE ISRAEL GREAT AGAIN!
HUMA ABEDIN CHOKES ON YOUNG GIRL'S FACE!
[comb your hair]
OMG! BERNIE SANDERS DEAD FROM APPARENT HEART ATTACK!
HILLARY CLINTON SUFFOCATES INSIDER HER OWN VAGINA!
JEWS LEAVE THE UNITED STATES AND VOW TO MAKE ISRAEL GREAT AGAIN!
HUMA ABEDIN CHOKES ON YOUNG GIRL'S FACE!
[comb your hair]