>>834288

Jesus who?

>>834291

>>834291

….and on Easter Sunday, April 1, they rolled back the rock on his tomb.

Jesus popped out and cried," April's Fools"

>>834549

And if Jesus sees his shadow this Sunday, we get 6 more weeks of Lent

>>834236

She o we'd the video to my students. They laughed so hard they hurt themselves

>>834711

I need Dr lie. Not even to myself.

>>834811

Self delusion coupled with confirmation bias makes it easy to ignore all the evidence that disputes everything you claim.

>>834847

I advise you to discriminate. An open mind accepts all lies as truth. Failure to see Evidence is a human trait. Some call it faith. I call it self deception

>>834875

I love your story. Makes more sense than

Mary was raped by an angel

>>834891

I only come here for the humor.

Jesus son of Mary who was raped by an angel lived on a flat earth and drank the blood of children to get high.

Aside from Q, the rest of you are hilarious