My bad, I thought this was Q research!
Two Mormon chicks just rang my doorbell and gave me the crazy Jesus in the New World with Joseph Smith spiel. When did they start letting sister-wives start going door to door? I though that cult just let dorks with ties on bikes do that.
He's recovering from the Wu-Flu!
They gave me their blue book. I took it cuz it ought to make good kindling. I'm in Kitty Hawk, NC. First time I've had Mormons knock on my door here. I've had Jehovah's Witnesses here before. They're hippy chicks down here. When I was in Va Beach, the JW's were old black ladies. There not really any crazier than the Episcopal Church that I left when they started marrying faggots and lesbos.
Tell your girlfriend's boyfriend we said "What's up nigger?"
Dilate, Tranny. Your Mom sucks nigger cock!
My jank itches. Maybe WuFlu, maybe the clap.