“Gareth, the Americans have determined your location so we need to relocate you today.”

“What shall I do?”

“Let is take care of everything. Later today a couple will arrive carrying small luggage. Given your diminutive height we believe you will fit in their roller bag, though it may be uncomfortable until you reach the next safe house.”

“Just do whatever they tell you. We are committed to protecting all our GCHQ assets. Again, we will take care of everything until this blows over.”

{Couple arrives, Gareth gets into small gym bag and is immobilized after it is zipped shut}

{Couple places bag into bathtub and turns on the faucet, drowning Gareth.}