Anon doesn't wish to sound flippant, but does anyone actually know someone with this COVID-19 virus?
Maybe you can take cookies or something. See if he's actually sick. Kek.
Anti-trust foreplay?
Anon suspects America would have a hard time actually finding a patient. Propose we keep looking.
Perhaps meme makers could add "who do you actually know with COVID-19?" to their vaults.
Time will tell.
Anon's doctor just sent an email explaining that it's a mutant of a typical cold, and that there's no reason to worry.
This is intriguing. Has Russia, by chance, become quite the independent country while expanding manufacturing?
Doctor's note said that the office would not be doing testing. Only testing would come through the county health department.
Found that interesting.
Kek.
We're now all fishers of memes.
Will check, but seem to remember a payroll tax exclusion in the past.
Don't confuse payroll tax with income tax withholding, anons. Although an income tax withholding holiday would work very well. An "early income tax return" bonus.
Most people at this level pay in wayyyy too much every year and use it as a bonus when their own money is returned to them. Kind of a forced savings plan.
Was?
What if Harvard's endowment has been seized?
That has to be it.
Havard has been shut down for treason. They're out of money. Telling the kids to go home.
What's so interesting about this plan is that as fascinating as it is to watch it play out, it still really hasn't affected at the personal level yet.
See your point. Maybe a misunderstanding on anon's part, but the virus had to work through until it ceases replicating on its own. It self defeats.