He has tried many times but kept getting eaten.
depending on that backwards logic for which there is probably a more formal name: that flu must be REALLY BAD if they're invoking martial law to deal with it.
this just in: Vatican City to be 51st US State
"We seized it because they were doing Bad Things," said POTUS. "We're turning it into a library for the Great Awakening. Something about all those books in the basement."
A Kekistani flag was raised shortly after the announcement, as was some pungently green-smelling smoke.