>>8371967

>Wayward Nurse

Late '60's, spent three weeks in hospital with broken back from hare scrambles race accident. Toward the end of my stay I was feeling better about life, prognosis good etc. Had a nurse come in on rounds late one night when I was watching B&W TV, Gilligans Island or one of the Jeanie shows. Had a bulge in the sheets. She came in, took vitals, asked how I was doing, then reached over to the table and squirted skin lotion into her hand (bed sores), reached under the sheet and gave me the best hand job ever. Used Kleenex very professionally to limit the mess and left without a word.

THAT is a health care "Professional".

>>8372039

>You understand that most of us are from /pol/, right?

Sigh. Sick Fuckers those /pol/acks

>>8372084

That's great! How'd you do that?

>>8372214

>you must be jew here

Nah, I go back a ways. About OWS. Who is Azra Turk?

>>8372229

>Biden gets a +70 dementia handicap on his vote totals

Oh Shit, don't even go there. Trump's got a much lower handicap!

>>8372230

>What's on your mind, anons?

Sun's over the yard arm. Whatcha' got?

>>8372302

>old list fren

>glad you're still here

>o7

Fresh yesterday, sorry, no new meat today. Cabbage soup tonight. (With a side of ribeye)

Did anyone ever download the "Dataset: Raiders of the Lost Kek: 3.5 Years of Augmented 4chan Posts from the Politically Incorrect Board" and post it in an accessible archive? It would be a big deal for a lot of us. It should be in the dough for reference purposes if for no other reason to go back and see the stupid shit we said back then.

https://zenodo.org/record/3606810#.Xmg7q4h7laR

>>8372482

> i ain't really drinkin' tonight… its fckkn tuesday.

????? What's wrong with Tuesday? Is it broken?

>>8372498

I swear when this scrolled into view the women's hands/arms were swinging toward POTUS like a gif.

>>8372498

I swear when this scrolled into view the women's hands/arms were swinging toward POTUS like a gif. >>8372498