I just smuggled 17 KILOS OF MOLLY though the desert to fund our operation. I'm pulling the balloons out of my anus right now for you UNGRATEFUL BITCHES.
He's a spook for sure.
He gave himself 30 days to either acquire Greenland or assassinate the queen of Denmark. So when that doesn't happen he will have officially derped his LARP. I wonder what kind of bullshit he will try to pull before that happens. And I wonder what he will say in order to try to keep his LARP alive after that…