Greatfulness to you, Bakes!
Rub is that he will not be held accountable for his actions, as he was 'truly upset by not getting to play bouncy sportsball in front of his fans'.
Instances like these will make everyone realize that we have been wasting trillions of dollars on letting men be babies. They should overhaul the Dept. of Education to have teachers get paid 50x current pay, while administration would see little raises. Keep them humble. And sportsball players go homeless.