She should go copulate in the local park. You should contemplate whether being alive is your thing.
No false flag bombing this year, then.
Curling is a slide. F’nar, f’nar…
I’m all for pretty girls sliding around. But what’s next?
They can put the Premier League on hold for the remainder of the season. Anything to arrest Spurs’ abject decline into incoherent hoofball.