As you start to prepare for your military tribunals and begin worrying that you might not sit in the right seat or wear the right clothes or give the right responses, don't worry about.

Complimentary transportation to your military tribunal and personalized neckties will be provided. Your seat will be chosen for you by the tribunal and your responses don't really matter at all anyway.

If you're still stressing about a potentially long prison sentence, then once again you really just don't understand how this is going to work over the next 28 days.

>>8392921

>>8392939

"Your honor, I'd like to call a friend"

"Your honor, I'd like to use a lifeline"

"The next case will be decided by the studio audience and viewers at home!"

>>8392921

If you don't have the free RealPlayer video downloader addin installed, you still have a little time left!

>>8392921

any creative military tribunal prep checklists or to-do lists for the coup accused/guilty?

>>8392921

Remember, the only way to know if a witch was innocent is to drown them. If they float they were guilty, if the drown and die they were innocent.

>>8392921

"Do we get bathroom breaks?"

"Dude! It's not going to take anywhere near that long."

>>8392921

"What about foreigners, we get off ascot-free, right?"

"Um hey that reminds me, where are you at right this moment….?"

>>8393091

you're not a very good tribunalist

>>8393143

{yawn}

>>8392921

"Do i look scared of some bullshit military tribunal to you?"

"Yes actually, you do."

>>8392921

"Orange is the new purple"

>>8392921

Saddle Up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1JOFhfoAD4

>>8392921

What whiskey are you saving for your friends when you hear the news?

"The 50 Best Whiskeys in the World"

https://www.mensjournal.com/food-drink/the-50-best-whiskeys-in-the-world-w211382/

>>8393499

like the heaven's gate cult? weak.

>>8393499

Does save a lot of the cost of lumber.

https://www.drugs.com/price-guide/pentobarbital