FWIW, autists, Fuckbag Von Snowden is tweeting once again.. so: captured he is not. It’s a nice thought that he will be brought to justice in 2020, but it’s hard to say. Putin might not want to give him up so easily.
Chemicals on the asshole: bad
Shower after shit: good
Removable showerhead: better
Ultrasonic alien asshole cleaner: best