Last Bread
How in the ever loving fuck would you know? You've never even visited a Scot distillery, let alone there to witness it's invention.
As an imperfect human and christian, nothing I detest more than idiots who read ancient stories that have passed through multiple often dubious translators, and claim perfect knowledge of God's word. The hubristic pride in such breezy, unsubstantiated smugness must truly piss someone in Heaven off.