Toilet. Fucking. Paper.
So it occurs to me that, if you wanted to measure your continuing influence over a populace under current conditions, how could you do it?
Track your MKU subjects buying up TP for no discernable reason.
It's actually a three-fer.
Doing this also let's the hidden hand do some very public flexing to show "muh authoritah".
And why not take a profit while you're at it?
Any marketfags have info on who took positions to profit from this scare run on shitpaper? Not in my scope of knowledge so I'd be interested in hearing from someone who knows.