I usually go this route:
While I appreciate where you're head's at, that's mathematically batshit. Look into Non-Euclidean Geometry, Riemann spaces, Holographic Universe, and Unified Field Theory.
Shit's conical, nothing is "straight".
The moon.
Shit's being gravity lensed.
Which way is up?
Black is white, up is down, & short is long, and everything you used to think was so important doesn't really matter anymore because the simple fact remains that EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG!
Burning Manโฆ where they reenact the attempted immolation of Abraham by Nimrodโฆ in "effigy".
Get it?
It's a Shitty Cult.