I heard it turns your babies into something.
And muscles. These guys work out more than they surf.
The ultimate boarders.
I don’t think I’ll ever use up all the toilet paper I bought.
Janitor at large public facility in my city just retired at 51 with the black market for TP locally out pacing gold and silver. 100% profit.
I wipe sitting down which is more efficient and I use less paper, then I stand up, spit into the toilet and dip the loose end of my suspended roll and flush. On average I use one roll a day.