>>8415769

>>8415798

>= Snek comfy?

>>8415432

>How can we anons make money off of naive liberals during this crisis?

(((War profiteer))) detected.

Coronachan baby boom is going to be YUGE!

>>8415995

>Spouseanon and I have argued cuz spouse is falling for the media hype. Frigging hysteria over a simple virus.

Tried and true cure for female hysteria is to screw them senseless.

Do your duty, anon.

← bag in case she looks like chuck's wife.

>>8416006

>>8415975

>wish i had an anon to make one with!

Put an ad on Craigslist

'''Wealthy anon with many rolls of TP seeks GF to snuggle with during coronachan"

>>8416074

>I ain't no newfag assmunch.

That makes you an oldfag assmunch.

>>8416118

>Anonther anon pointed out that the test is a way to get your DNA.

Add in Google website to get your personal info, and tie that in with their existing profile of your life.

Anon will just stay home and see if he wakes up dead.