In April when kids finally return to school after the Great TP Panic of 2020
(oops thats Coronavirus Pandemic National Emergency)
student 1: Glad to be back in school.
student 2: Me too, especially looking forward to the school lunches.
student 1: Tell me about it. My stupid mom paniced when all this shit went down.
student 3: Haha, mine too, she bought a car load of toilet paper and bleach but forgot to get food.
student 2: My mom was crying and shouting at cnn on tv.
student 1: Shouting at cnn, what she say?
student 2: She kept shouting Impeach Trump the stores have no toilet paper!
student 1: I could barely get in my room, my mom bought so so much toilet paper.
student 3: At least you had food for two weeks, my Dad got creative and made TP soup.
student 2: No we ran out last week and I'm tired of TP sandwiches.
student 1: very confused What's a Dad?
student 2&3: Common let's get to the school cafeteria. I'm MAGA starving! We'll try to explain Dad to you.