Anonymous ID: 7b34dc March 14, 2020, 8:14 p.m. No.8420432   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>0467 >>0473 >>0474 >>0486 >>0491

You anons want some excitement for a slow Sat night?

I live in a small city [armpit really] in Cent Calif. Very Ag.

I was in the kitchen tonight [my turn to dinnerfag], standing at the kit sink when movement outside caught my eye. I looked up and saw a dark haired Hispanic lookin’ dude coming up my basement stairs just beneath the window.

He walked to my back fence and looked over, then turned and walked to the back near the kitchen door.

I thought WTH?

So I waited a few seconds, then ‘popped’ the back door open. There he stood, a bit startled as he had his back to me turned. To my surprise though, there were two dudes, not one. The first turned to face me, and that’s when I saw the all black clothing [but it was not local police uni], Kevlar vest and POLICE written across his chest.

My attention then turned to dude #2, that’s when my brain sorta went WTF! Dude #2 is totally “NINJA” man! My brain couldn’t quite parse what my damn eyes were seeing. Haha…the first dumbshit thought that went through my brain was, “WTF is Antifa doin’ in my backyard”? This guy was covered from head to toe, in solid black. Hell, I can’t even say it was a dude!

Black clothing, heavy Kevlar vest, face totally covered but for eyes, head fully concealed, sporting goggles over eyes. And shit me…the dude had a waistline of wall to wall clips, pistols, and stuffed pockets of what, who knows. I mean “all” the way around his waistline he was pakin’ shit! The gear looked damn heavy. This guy spoke not a word. Who the hell or rather what the hell is this guy anyway?

Dude police #1 told me they had chased an armed suspect through the neighborhood, down my driveway, and into my back yard where he tossed his gun. Then vaulted over my back fence. Hell I thought the noise I heard were the damn feral cats that breed around here like NY rats, that get on my roof all the time.

Anyway, the #1 police dude said they caught him as he exited the yards to the other side of the block.

Having fun on a Saturday night!