Mathematically impossible
Why didn’t I get it at urinal mints
You know communal bowl of mints at restaurants
People go to bathroom on way out most don’t wash hands
Stick hand in bowl
Effectively you have urinal mints
What a nice little anecdote to drop on a first date
I guess now communal bowls of candy should be known as corona mints
“When you’re out on the road, so lonely and so cold. All you need to do is call my name and I’ll be there on the first TRAIN”