>>8436332

>1 week quarantine

>bla bla bla some more

>2 week quarantine

LARPers ain't what they used to be

>>8436418

Daddy, I thought all we had to do was come here and turn on the printers.

Relax, Princess, the juice will kick in soon.

>>8436532

Beer Flu Prevention Tips:

1. Wash Hands

2. Don't Be Famous

3. Live in a Red State

many such cases of people ignoring #2

>>8436533

>It's from 2014

Good, looks like everything turned out ok then.

>>8436601

Can I be Ferddy too?

>NO!

CAN I BE FERDDY TOO?

>Hi Ferddy!

Social Distancing

(for us) means sitting back an extra foot from your screen

I've started sneezing so some of you anons ain't doing what they say.

>>8436723

Gonna pick me some winners today.

>Sports Ball Closed!

Well, shit, I'll play video poker instead I guess.

>Casino Closed!

Ohhhhh Kayyyy now wut?

>Spend moar time with your loved ones

Them Indian Reservation Casinos still open???

>>8436765

>I'm Senator because I'm fun at Bubble Bath Parties

Nooooooo, really?

>>8436839

Will we have any French Benefits during our Marshall Law?

>>8436944

So, no French Benefits.

But, still Marshall Law?

>>8436963

>tainted supply of something they all share in?

Q spiked the 'chrome supply!