Anonymous ID: 6c18be March 17, 2020, 12:50 p.m. No.8452534   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>8452457

 

God loves a trier, but there are limits…

 

APPLICATION TO BE ILL FORM

 

Please complete this form and hand it to the HR Department after your line manager has signed it

 

  1. When do you want to be ill? Now/Next week/ Summer

 

  1. How bad do you want this illness to be? Slight/Moderate/Severe/Crippling/Fatal

 

  1. Where do you want this illness to happen? At Home/ The Maldives/ The Mistress' House/ In a Police Cell

 

  1. How do you want this illness to occur? During Sex/ During an Eating Contest/ on The Toilet/ During a Gun Battle

 

Signature of Line manager…………………..

 

Date…………………