6 gorillion crimes on the statute books and these fuckers want to invent some more.
File under Weissman & Associates
Did you not present two ration books?
You know you need to have a ration book for every allocation of permitted comestibles.
You also need to have a notarized power of attorney if you desire to collect rations on behalf of someone else.
But that doesn’t apply on this occasion, because your papers aren’t in order anyway are they. Sir. [Smile]