>>8460666 (PB)

>HAS BETTER HAIR THAN ANYONE

Hold on now, I don't know about that boss, my mane is pretty snazzy.

>>8460979 (PB)

>No, I'd tell him to find a woman even if he thinks he's gay and learn to be a husband and stop being a larp here.

Well there you have it folks. Just when I thought the only two paths were prison or the unthinkable…