its the chinese
its the illuminati
its the russians
its the masons
its the catholics
its the "anglos"
its the British crown
its the homosexuals
its the globalists
its the bilderbugers
its hot time in the old town tonight
its the witches
its the fake news media
its the invisible enemy
its the chinese red dragon
its the blacks
its the UN
its the cabal
its the aliens
its the zionists
its uncle tom cobley (and all)
If anons don't know what the problem is, TP supply
failure is not an issue for you (calm down) going
forward given personal use is invariably premised
on being able to find your arse with at least one hand.