“Hello bankers, tell me more about your racist hiring methods that exclude the American middle class”
“Aren’t all your hiring managers and directors and managing directors on visas from India and China?”
“What exactly makes you an American company anyway? Your paper registrations in Delaware?”
“Give is a list of your Risk, Fraud, Modeling and Decision Management Department organizational charts and flag everyone in a visa or green card. Thanks, we’ll get back to you on the bailout.”